Lo cuentan en The Onion. Jesús anda mosqueado por la visión que dan de él en las películas sobre su vida. Por eso la próxima piensa supervisarla personalmente:
«Remember, at the time the Good Book was written, I was running around saving souls like a madman,» Christ said. «I couldn’t focus on a writing project, too. I basically gave My team of writers the broad strokes and hoped inspiration would fill in the cracks. Now, I’m not saying the New Testament isn’t good?it is. It’s great! But by the time I got around to reading the galleys, the monks had already finished the first printing.»
[Estoy escuchando: «Don’t Let It Go to Your Head» de Nat King Cole and His Trio en el disco After Midnight [Bonus Tracks]]
¿no había una huelga de guionistas en Jolibud?